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[otiosity]

You've reached Hawke! Leave a message on this thing that I don't even remotely understand and I'll fumble my way to figure out how to answer your most important request.

Probably.

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[otiosity]

No idea what that is but yes.

[tearsinajar]

Basically if anything happened to the parents, you're the one who takes care of the child if there's no other family. But that's not why I messaged you.

[otiosity]

Probably for the best then. That bean would not have a chance with me.

So what's really going on?

[tearsinajar]

You don't know that.

Anyway - you're going to be short a roommate. I think it's just you and Harry now.

[otiosity]

Congrats on all the sex you're going to be having.

[tearsinajar]

He's got a lot of lost time to make up for.

[otiosity]

So he tells me.

Or doesn't tell me.

[tearsinajar]

I'm guessing he's told you enough.

[otiosity]

I can pretend he hasn't and act surprised if you want.

[tearsinajar]

I'd ask about what he's said but honestly I'm just glad he has people he can talk to.

[otiosity]

Only good things I promise. And I don't mind talking to Nate. It's always a good time.

[tearsinajar]

See. If you were married to him then that'd be a completely different thing. But hey, he's got stories, lots of stories. Adventuring does that, makes them a storyteller.

[otiosity]

Let's not talk about Nate and I being married. I had my breakfast today and I'd like to keep it down.

But you're right, he has a knack for stories.

[tearsinajar]

It's okay, more of him for me.

He tell you any good ones? I can confirm whether or not they're true.

[otiosity]

Something about treasure and hidden city was the last one but I was also drunk and half asleep so the details are lost. But I understood the overall arc!

[tearsinajar]

Well that's good. Most adventures we've been on fall under treasure and hidden city. El dorado and Shambhala. If only I had my camera, I could show you the footage.

[otiosity]

I'm going to smile and nod and pretend I know what a "camera" and "footage" are.

[tearsinajar]

A camera is a device that records and stores footage. Kind of like on the MID where you see people in real time. Footage is what comes from the camera.

[otiosity]

Your world is strange.

[tearsinajar]

I'm sure yours is just as strange but I'd still like to see it.

[otiosity]

Still that strangeness will leave a hole in my heart that can't be filled now that you live down the hall.

...You are moving just down the hall, right?

[tearsinajar]

I wont be far. Literally a hop and a skip away.

Yes. Down the hall. :) I'm going to miss you too.

[otiosity]

Oh good, if I have a nightmare I can still crawl into bed with you. I'm sure Nate won't mind.

[tearsinajar]

I always tell him: the more the merrier. He almost didn't think I was serious about my old college days and sleep overs.

Yooouuuuuu probably have no idea what college is. Never mind. Threesomes. That should explain it better.

But yes, if you have any nightmares then just come on over. Even if you need someone to cuddle, I like cuddles.

[otiosity]

As much as I'd love to kiss you, I don't really want to kiss your husband. We just lack a spark. It would be sad and awkward and no one would come away satisfied. Pun intended.

Cuddling though, we can do. I'm apparently excellent at completely contouring myself to another person.