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May. 29th, 2016 09:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
otiosity
You've reached Hawke! Leave a message on this thing that I don't even remotely understand and I'll fumble my way to figure out how to answer your most important request.
Probably.
otiosityYou've reached Hawke! Leave a message on this thing that I don't even remotely understand and I'll fumble my way to figure out how to answer your most important request.
Probably.
8/15; text
Date: 2016-08-18 01:51 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2016-08-22 12:55 pm (UTC)all sorts of people want me dead, the whole deal
i got used to having a little muscle around, y'know?
i'm feeling the absence here on the USS Shitstorm
[ HE'S SO FULL OF SHIT. ]
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Date: 2016-08-22 02:31 pm (UTC)and so you want me to be your muscle. i'm assuming mostly for the initial visual joke and then the magic part second
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Date: 2016-08-22 04:32 pm (UTC)the magic thing still offends me on a really personal level
but yes
mostly i trust you to insult people for me in a way that i find satisfactory and entertaining
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Date: 2016-08-22 04:45 pm (UTC)hmmm i think i can manage that. i do have a rather large amount of quips stored away in my brain
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Date: 2016-09-02 07:26 pm (UTC)this is why you're the person for the job
engineering is full of truly insufferable people now
i can't be expected to verbally harass all of them on my own at all times
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Date: 2016-09-02 07:30 pm (UTC)and i want a muscle name. like... THE FALCON.
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Date: 2016-09-02 07:53 pm (UTC)[ Holy shit though. ]
that's fine
but you have to wear a FALCON nametag
and i mean all the time
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Date: 2016-09-02 08:05 pm (UTC)and it's THE FALCON. the definite article is important to really convey the message of how FALCON i'm being.
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Date: 2016-09-26 10:21 pm (UTC)it also implies there can be only one
which is true
one bodyguard is stylish, two is excessive
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Date: 2016-09-26 10:43 pm (UTC)text;
Date: 2016-10-22 03:34 am (UTC)in how many places are you bleeding right now
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Date: 2016-10-22 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-26 01:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-26 01:27 am (UTC)Mmm?
[Except it doesn't really matter because she's gonna just hang up after the first few words.
Jerk.]
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Date: 2016-10-28 12:47 am (UTC)Until he's standing on her doorstep, looking Deeply Offended™ ]
First, nobody hangs up on Tony Stark. That's my thing. I practically invented it.
Second, what if I was calling because somebody broke into engineering and was trying to murder us all? I could be dying right now.
[ He says, standing here, clearly fine. ]
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Date: 2016-10-28 01:17 am (UTC)[Hawke is a lump in her bed facing the wall. She sniffles and rolls over to face him and stares him down through eyes with heavy circles under them. Her head feels like it's stuffed with cotton and her entire body aches like a Qunari just stepped on it. The arm that was recently stitched up by Adrien is curled closely to her body. She coughs a little before shooting him a glare which... is a bit hard to do when you're just a sad little form underneath the covers in your bed.]
I'm not feeling well, do you mind? And-[what do men get weird about? Ahh yes.]
And I'm having my period.
[AKA get the hell out of here Stark]
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Date: 2016-10-31 02:01 am (UTC)Okay? What, you want a Motrin? I know a guy.
[ YOUR PLAN IS A MASSIVE FAILURE. ]
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Date: 2016-10-31 02:04 am (UTC)I don't know what that is but no. I just need to be left alone to rest. Which is a hint I'm kindly giving you.
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Date: 2016-10-31 02:36 am (UTC)[ And yet he doesn't budge. ]
I wanna know what the hell happened.
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Date: 2016-10-31 02:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-31 03:20 am (UTC)Sure am. I'm also the genius, which means seeing through bullshit when it's presented to me on a silver platter.