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[otiosity]

You've reached Hawke! Leave a message on this thing that I don't even remotely understand and I'll fumble my way to figure out how to answer your most important request.

Probably.

Comments

[otiosity]

alright but i expect my witty verbal harassment to be compensated. quips don't come up with themselves.

and i want a muscle name. like... THE FALCON.

[arcreact]

i'll have you know i've always compensated my employees generously

[ Holy shit though. ]

that's fine
but you have to wear a FALCON nametag
and i mean all the time

[otiosity]

ohh im an employee. ive never been a real employee before. just hired help. feels fancy and sparkly and important.

and it's THE FALCON. the definite article is important to really convey the message of how FALCON i'm being.

[arcreact]

okay that's fair
it also implies there can be only one
which is true
one bodyguard is stylish, two is excessive

[otiosity]

and im unique and all about style bossman. its fate