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[otiosity]

You've reached Hawke! Leave a message on this thing that I don't even remotely understand and I'll fumble my way to figure out how to answer your most important request.

Probably.

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8/15; text

[arcreact]

i've got a proposition for you

[otiosity]

Does it involve in three nugs in basket and a bottle of whiskey? Sadly, I'm going to assume no.

text;

[arcreact]

[ Do snitches still get stitches if they're the ones who give you YOUR stitches?? ]

in how many places are you bleeding right now

[otiosity]

[HAWKE IS SLEEPING SO THERE IS NO REPLY ASSHOLE]

text; backdated to the beginning of october I guess OR WHEN THE MOVE HAPPENED

[tearsinajar]

You around to talk?

[otiosity]

And for what do I owe the honor?

text;

[heisenbitch]

Yo Hawke

[otiosity]

oh my how do people keep finding this thing

so yo yourself.

[week 3 of dec event thing bear with me]

[purramedic]

[You did not ask for or want Anders, but here he is. Up in Hawke's business, worried about her well-being, because she's been acting weird as far as he's concerned. Not to mention her physical condition seems less than savory, which is honestly to be expected in a situation like this, but is unacceptable to him in her case.

But he can be tactful about his worry. At first. Maybe.]

All this walking is certainly taking its toll. A shame there aren't any dragons for you to entice into giving us all a ride.

[otiosity]

A true tragedy. I hope you'll forgive me that I haven't managed to charm any dragons yet. Or if there are any to charm.

[She yawns and idly scratches her stomach over the scar she still bares from the Arishok fight. Though perhaps he's unaware of even that. Certainly, even if she would outwardly, she can't blame him for his concern. With her "jeans", "t-shirt", "hooded jacket", she looks different,]

[neverheardofhim]

[So maybe he was a little late. It wasn't his fault, he'd gotten turned around with all the traffic and chaos, and then conveniently managed to forget the name of the bar in general. The result was him arriving well after waking hours were deemed over and the bar had thinned out.]

[Marian wasn't hard to find, a fact that he attributed to his sixth sense, the Hawke sense. He stood off to the side and cleared his throat, arms crossed over his chest and a stern but obviously faked expression on his face.]

Come on, Chuckles. Time to say good bye.

[otiosity]

[Hawke is face down on the bar, either asleep or trying not to move so she doesn't get sick. Or both. Both is good.

She's generally immune to the hustle of the bar around her especially as it gets quieter and quieter. Then a familiar voice breaks through. Varric, of course he's here. He... no wait, this isn't the Hanged Man, he doesn't live her.]

Hnnnh. No 'm fine.

TEXT; Backdated to April 10th

[squadgoals]

[There's a ping, and Hawke will find their TAB lighting up with what is, perhaps, the most straightforward birthday invitation you've ever seen.

Clearly made in a template, maybe titled "PROFESSIONAL LINES" or something equally boring, it invites you to a "a small birthday celebration" at a new restaurant/bar opening in Kauto's Region 1.

There is a button to RSVP, and the additional option to add a "plus one".

It is signed off simply with "SHEPARD".

Will you attend this crunk-ass fête, this... space jam??]

BCC'D NORMANDY SECURITIES MASS MAIL; BACKDATED TO MORNING OF MAY 16TH (DAY 36)

[squadgoals]

All,

Effective immediately, I will be on a leave of extended absence from Normandy Securities offices. Length estimate at this time is a minimum of 45 consecutive days (during the current 100-day cycle). Additionally, subsequent to receipt of this message, I will be unavailable for contact in any form, digital or otherwise.

During this time, the offices of Normandy Securities will be officially CLOSED, as I will be unavailable for collection and assignment of missions for the next remuneration period (Day 52 - 81). Therefor, all employees (defined as "full-time", "part-time", or "freelance") are subsequently placed on paid leave.

As there will be no bonuses available during the Day 52 - 81 paid leave remuneration cycle, please take note of the amount you should receive on Day 82, adjusted to account for this:
FULL-TIME: 550 SENCS
PART-TIME/FREELANCE: 250 SENCS
All employees should automatically receive their standard bonus-included amounts on the morning of Day 51.

As employees, you will still be able to enter and access the Normandy Securities offices and facilities, should you require anything. NOTE: Armory will be on lockdown during this time.

As always, thank you all for your persistent assistance and hard work in helping to form and continue Normandy Securities. Please use this unplanned vacation time to relax and spend some time with those you love.

Yours in service,

LCDR. Jane Shepard
Normandy Securities

around midday 5/16

[lavelly]

I'm assuming you got it

[otiosity]

i did. i just love cryptic messages in my inbox.
im 2 for 2 now

[neverheardofhim]

[Between the bullshit of the previous month and sudden inspiration, having a little sit down time with Hawke was something long overdue. Hence why, after finishing up the latest installment of his disgusting tentacle serial, Varric was quick to send a message to his dear, dear friend.]

When are we drinking.

[You can absolutely tell he missed her.]

[otiosity]

Isn't the proper question "where"? Where are we drinking?

Varric -> Continued from the October Log

[otiosity]

Hah.

[The laugh is forced but anyone who's known Hawke as long as Varric can probably also hear the undertones of genuine humor in the response. She doesn't know want to say. She doesn't want to lose Varric. But the idea of being close than they were...

It made sense. And that was the most terrifying think she could imagine.]

I don't think it suits me anyway.

Grogory Day Message

[clussy]

You're probably the coolest lady I've ever met in my life.

[otiosity]

And it's not even my birthday! Don't inflate my ego too much, kiddo.

[That Private Texting]

[clussy]

Okay so what happens then.

(There's just no way he's having this conversation with his voice being audible or his face visible. He's run off to hide away from his friends too.)

[otiosity]

You're really serious about this aren't you?

[She's amused but not in a condescending way. More like she appreciates his tenacity.]

text;

[arcreact]

it's 3am

[ Unspoken, but implied: why are you not hovering and sneezing on everything and annoying the shit out of me right now? They have a ritual. ]

[otiosity]

2:45 if you could read a clock