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[otiosity]

You've reached Hawke! Leave a message on this thing that I don't even remotely understand and I'll fumble my way to figure out how to answer your most important request.

Probably.

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[otiosity]

And for what do I owe the honor?

[tearsinajar]

No honor I just wanted you to be the first to know that's all.

[otiosity]

Oh. Well congratulations! Sorry about the whole "don't drink thing", I'll be sure to take you to bar in nine months and you can get wasted. On me. All I request is the middle name.

[tearsinajar]

Should we make you the godmother as well?

[otiosity]

No idea what that is but yes.

[tearsinajar]

Basically if anything happened to the parents, you're the one who takes care of the child if there's no other family. But that's not why I messaged you.

[otiosity]

Probably for the best then. That bean would not have a chance with me.

So what's really going on?

[tearsinajar]

You don't know that.

Anyway - you're going to be short a roommate. I think it's just you and Harry now.

[otiosity]

Congrats on all the sex you're going to be having.

[tearsinajar]

He's got a lot of lost time to make up for.

[otiosity]

So he tells me.

Or doesn't tell me.

[tearsinajar]

I'm guessing he's told you enough.

[otiosity]

I can pretend he hasn't and act surprised if you want.

[tearsinajar]

I'd ask about what he's said but honestly I'm just glad he has people he can talk to.

[otiosity]

Only good things I promise. And I don't mind talking to Nate. It's always a good time.

[tearsinajar]

See. If you were married to him then that'd be a completely different thing. But hey, he's got stories, lots of stories. Adventuring does that, makes them a storyteller.

[otiosity]

Let's not talk about Nate and I being married. I had my breakfast today and I'd like to keep it down.

But you're right, he has a knack for stories.

[tearsinajar]

It's okay, more of him for me.

He tell you any good ones? I can confirm whether or not they're true.

[otiosity]

Something about treasure and hidden city was the last one but I was also drunk and half asleep so the details are lost. But I understood the overall arc!

[tearsinajar]

Well that's good. Most adventures we've been on fall under treasure and hidden city. El dorado and Shambhala. If only I had my camera, I could show you the footage.

[otiosity]

I'm going to smile and nod and pretend I know what a "camera" and "footage" are.

[tearsinajar]

A camera is a device that records and stores footage. Kind of like on the MID where you see people in real time. Footage is what comes from the camera.

[otiosity]

Your world is strange.

[tearsinajar]

I'm sure yours is just as strange but I'd still like to see it.

[otiosity]

Still that strangeness will leave a hole in my heart that can't be filled now that you live down the hall.

...You are moving just down the hall, right?