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May
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29th
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2016
09:24 pm
otiosity
You've reached Hawke! Leave a message on this thing that I don't even remotely understand and I'll fumble my way to figure out how to answer your most important request.
Probably.
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Date:
2016-08-22 04:45 pm (UTC)
From:
otiosity
dont worry i completely understand magic is extremely offensive in most of thedas. my entire life is a long string of offenses.
hmmm i think i can manage that. i do have a rather large amount of quips stored away in my brain
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Date:
2016-09-02 07:26 pm (UTC)
From:
arcreact
yeah, see?
this is why you're the person for the job
engineering is full of truly insufferable people now
i can't be expected to verbally harass all of them on my own at all times
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Date:
2016-09-02 07:30 pm (UTC)
From:
otiosity
alright but i expect my witty verbal harassment to be compensated. quips don't come up with themselves.
and i want a muscle name. like... THE FALCON.
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Date:
2016-09-02 07:53 pm (UTC)
From:
arcreact
i'll have you know i've always compensated my employees generously
[ Holy shit though. ]
that's fine
but you have to wear a FALCON nametag
and i mean all the time
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Date:
2016-09-02 08:05 pm (UTC)
From:
otiosity
ohh im an employee. ive never been a real employee before. just hired help. feels fancy and sparkly and important.
and it's THE FALCON. the definite article is important to really convey the message of how FALCON i'm being.
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Date:
2016-09-26 10:21 pm (UTC)
From:
arcreact
okay that's fair
it also implies there can be only one
which is true
one bodyguard is stylish, two is excessive
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Date:
2016-09-26 10:43 pm (UTC)
From:
otiosity
and im unique and all about style bossman. its fate
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no subject
Date: 2016-08-22 04:45 pm (UTC)hmmm i think i can manage that. i do have a rather large amount of quips stored away in my brain
no subject
Date: 2016-09-02 07:26 pm (UTC)this is why you're the person for the job
engineering is full of truly insufferable people now
i can't be expected to verbally harass all of them on my own at all times
no subject
Date: 2016-09-02 07:30 pm (UTC)and i want a muscle name. like... THE FALCON.
no subject
Date: 2016-09-02 07:53 pm (UTC)[ Holy shit though. ]
that's fine
but you have to wear a FALCON nametag
and i mean all the time
no subject
Date: 2016-09-02 08:05 pm (UTC)and it's THE FALCON. the definite article is important to really convey the message of how FALCON i'm being.
no subject
Date: 2016-09-26 10:21 pm (UTC)it also implies there can be only one
which is true
one bodyguard is stylish, two is excessive
no subject
Date: 2016-09-26 10:43 pm (UTC)