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[otiosity]

You've reached Hawke! Leave a message on this thing that I don't even remotely understand and I'll fumble my way to figure out how to answer your most important request.

Probably.

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[neverheardofhim]

[If teasing was what they were doing, then he had a jab for her.]

If you had any larger tits, I wouldn't be. But there wasn't much there to grab, sweetheart.

[otiosity]

There was enough for your massive, grubby hands to injure.

[She rubs her chest with an exaggerated pained look.]

[neverheardofhim]

What? Do you want me to kiss them better.

[He's done it once, he'll do it again, dammit. Just to shut her up.]